About Me

Hi, I’m Wendy.  I think I was born to be a reality star but somehow it never happened.  Not an annoying reality star, like Kim Kardashian, but a cool, funny reality star, like … um, … hmm, no one comes to mind.  I could be the first!  I’d spend my days drinking champagne by the pool and my nights throwing drinks in my frenemies’ faces at fabulous parties.

Instead, I ended up in the legal profession.

Since I’ve long surpassed the age limit to audition (again) for The Real World and I haven’t yet reached the tax bracket necessary to audition for The Real Housewives, I decided to take matters into my own hands and start this blog.

I live in San Diego with my husband Gary and an endless supply of champagne.  We don’t have any children, pets, or pesky indoor plants to slow us down.  I often throw around the term “world domination” in jest, but now that I’ve been dubbed “Queen of the Blogs” it just seems imminent.