I’m starting a new category of posts called “Shit Gary Says.” It’s fascinating to me that men and women think so differently. For example, I always have a running list in my head of things that we are out of around the house and especially things I’m out of that I use every day. Gary, not so much. Here is a conversation we had this morning:
me: I’m going to Rite Aid at lunch today to pick up some things. Do you need anything for your bathroom?
Gary: No, not really. I think I’m good.
me: Ok, what about shampoo?
Gary: Oh yeah, I need some more shampoo.
me: Ok, what about conditioner? Do you need some of that too?
Gary: Hmm, yes, I’m out of conditioner too.
me: Ok, anything else?
Gary: No, not really.
me: What about soap? Do you need more soap?
Gary: Soap?
me: Yes, soap. The stuff you use in the shower every day to clean yourself?
Gary: Oh yeah, I’m out of soap too.
me: Ok, so basically every single thing you use in the shower every day, you’re out of. Did I get that right?
Gary: Yeah, I guess so!
I don’t know why that was so difficult, but I find it cute that he needs me! Any of you have similar conversations with your men?
Mere Puffery 
I think as your husband, I have a long future of being the butt-of-the-joke! Better than being the front of an insult 😉
Well done honey!
Thanks for giving me such good material baby! It never gets old! 🙂
You crack me up, Wendy. I can relate! Keep ’em comin’!
Thanks Chels! So far, married life is proving to be quite entertaining!
Love it!
I love how you make everyday things so entertaining ! You have a gift to write and maybe comedy!
Thanks Sandra! I can’t make this stuff up; Gary is constantly entertaining me. I’m glad I can pay it forward and entertain you!
I can totally picture Gary saying this in his total Gary way. He would also most likely throw in a “hmmm…yup…uh huh” while he quickly nods his head yes and has one finger on his chin. Am I right? Lol.
Totally Lizzie! He’s just too cute and helpless I can’t get mad at him!